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Und er ist überall da…..wo auch ich hingegangen bin

Standard, 1. 8. 2006, Renington Steele, 6 Kommentare

Filmfreunde im Chat, da kann ja nur sowas bei rauskommen:

B: Linker Gang jeder nur ein Kreuz!
N: Menschen genannt Römer gehen das Haus?
B: Romanus ante domum?
R: Wenn du bis Sonnenaufgang damit nicht fertig bist, schneid ich dir die eier ab…
B: Geh doch nach rübennasenhausen!
N: ich bin brian und meine frau ist auch brien.
B: Du kannst keine Kinder kriegen!
B: Das ist ein Zeichen für deinen Kampf gegen die Realität!
R: willst du es in einer zigarrenkiste aufheben?
B: Otternasen jemand?
R: Spalter!
B: ich dachte wir sind die judäische befreiungsfront..?
R: vvj!
R: Volksfront!
R: setz dich
R: machs dir schön bequem
R: nimm dir nen keks
R: DU
R: ARSCH!
B: denkt doch nur an die Vögel
B: sie arbeiten auch nicht…
R: und ein päckchen kiesel!
N: hasenzähne? wolfszitzenchips?
B: ER HAT JEHOVA GSAGT!
N: ich werde diese schallplatte nicht kaufen, sie ist zerkratzt.
B: Steinigt Sie SIE .. ich meine Ihn!
D: Ich kenn nicht so viele Zitate von Monty Pyton
B: Mein Luuftkissenfahrzeug ist voooller Aaaaale!
R: Meine Frau hat gesagt, dieses Barschenfilet wäre grade gut genug für Jevova gewesen
B: Wenn ich ihnen sagen, sie haben einen schönen Körper, würden Sie ihn gegen mich halten?
R: Ich werde diese Schallplatte nicht kaufen, denn sie ist zerkratzt!
R: Ich bin jetzt nicht mehr verseucht
N: LOSER! hatten wir schon!
B: Heidegger Heidegger was a bozy begger who could think you under the table
R: Huch
B: Wittgenstein was a beardy swine.. almost as sloshed as Schlegel
R: Sokrates himself was permanently pissed
B: a lovely little thinker
B: but a bugger when hes pissed
N: noch ein pfefferminztäfelchen?
N: die lachs – schaum – speise.
R: JAAAA!
R: ach, kommen sie wegen der hecke?
N: every sperm is sacred…
B: SHUT YOU AMERICANS
B: UP
B: you just TALK AND TALK AND TALK
R: Ihr redet immer nur Ihr Amerikaner, Ihr redet und redet und sagt, lass mich dir etwas sagen und
lass mich dieses noch sagen, aber nun seid ihr tot!
B: and YOU SAY LET ME TELL YOU THIS OR I JUST WANT TO TELL YOU THAT
B: NE SHUT UP BECAUSE YOU ARE ALL DEAD!
R: oh, wir haben das tigerfell aus einem fahrradladen in darai salam und der besitzer hat gesagt, wir
sollten es runterbringen nach…
N: und er ist überall da,wo auch ich hingegangen bin.
R: und hier kommt die wahrheit, wir sind völlig verblödet, vollkommen verrückt…
blablbalblalblbllblbülblblbllbübübl
R: fischlein, fischlein, fischlein, fisch…
N: und er ist überall da…..wo auch ich hingegangen bin
D: Rooooaaaar!
R: guten tag, könnten wir bitte ihre leber haben? meine… was? ihre leber… das ist ein…
drüsenartiges organ, in ihrem leib…
B: A tiger? in afrika?
N: und er ist überall da…..wo auch ich hingegangen bin
R: in afrika?
R: aaaaaahhhhhh!
D: Ihr macht mir Angst…
B: *gacker*
R: lach
N: und er ist überall da…..wo auch ich hingegangen bin
B: Kommen wir jetzt zu etwas völlig anderem…
N: lol
R: wir sollten diesen dialog posten…

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6 Kommentare

  • Reply q-pain anecdotes on q-pain.de » Das ist ein Zeichen für deinen Kampf gegen die Realität! 2. 8. 2006 at 8:15

    […] ein dialog. […]

  • Reply Patrick 2. 8. 2006 at 9:27

    Sehr geil *LOL*

    Ich weiß wo Sies kriegen können! Wir haben noch mehr davon… hinten, im Haus!

  • Reply Etosha 2. 8. 2006 at 10:14

    *kicher* Das ist MEIN Wacholderbusch!

  • Reply Patrick 2. 8. 2006 at 11:11

    Albatros! Albatros!

    We’ve got Eggs and Spam, Eggs, Bacon and Spam, Eggs, Spam, Bacon and Spam,…

  • Reply Stefan 2. 8. 2006 at 22:15

    Die EG Gesundheitsminister forder:“Filmfreunde sollten keine Drogen nehmen! ^^

  • Reply F5 - Die Fünf Filmfreunde 30. 12. 2006 at 14:16

    […] Renington Steele meint: Klare Sache. Die Dialoge aus dem F5-Chat. Und er ist überall da hingegangen, wo auch ich hingegangen bin. […]

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