Affentheater: Monkey-ed Movie


Über Battlefield Earth sagte mal ein Kritiker: “Keine 1000 Affen könnten mit 1000 Wachsmalstiften in 1000 Jahren so einen Scheiß produzieren!”
Dafür können sie andere Sachen…, obwohl ich gar nicht so genau wissen möchte, wie man die Primaten so überzeugend in Szene setzen konnte:

Austin Powers


Eine Frage der Ehre

Interview mit einem Vampir

Stirb Langsam

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  1. Affenheimtheater » Monkey-ed: Before I was famous: This Shit Is Bananas!

    […] Monkey-ed: Before I was famous Geschrieben von Affenheimtheaterbesitzer um 13:48 Uhr in Cineastisches, Affiges Es war nur eine Frage der Zeit, bis meine Vergangenheit mich einholen würde. Bevor ich ein überaus erfolgreicher Affenheimtheaterintendant und internationales Sexsymbol wurde, habe ich mein Geld zusammen mit dem Regisseur Tom Stern durch Rollen in zweitklassigen Filmparodien namens “Monkey-ed” verdient. Die fünf Filmfreunde haben dieses dunkle Kapitel nun ans Tageslicht gezerrt. […]

  2. sohnvomgastwirt

    Monkey-Ed Movies……

    Bei den Fünf Filmfreunden gibt es eine feine Auswahl von Monkey-ed Movies. Und bei YouTube gibts noch viel mehr.

    Hier noch ne Geschmacksprobe. “Learn english you should, before teach you do!”

    The Empire Strikes Back

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    Get the My Neighbor Groot shirt


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    Putting The Cost Of The ESA’s Rosetta Mission In Perspective

    "So what do we get for our €1.4bn? Rosetta is both an astounding feat of engineering (catapulting a tonne of spacecraft across millions of kilometres of space and ending up in orbit around a comet just 4 km across) and an extraordinary opportunity for science (allowing us to examine the surface of a lump of rock and ice which dates from when the Solar System formed).

    Like a lot of blue-skies science, it’s very hard to put a value on the mission. First, there are the immediate spin-offs like engineering know-how; then, the knowledge accrued, which could inform our understanding of our cosmic origins, amongst other things; and finally, the inspirational value of this audacious feat in which we can all share, including the next generation of scientists.

    Whilst those things are hard to price precisely, in common with other blue-skies scientific projects, Rosetta is cheap. At €1.4bn, developing, building, launching and learning from the mission will cost about the same as 4.2 Airbus A380s—pretty impressive when you consider that it’s an entirely bespoke robotic spacecraft, not a production airliner. On a more everyday scale, it’s cost European citizens somewhere around twenty Euro cents per person per year since the project began in 1996.

    Rosetta has already sent us some stunning images of Comet 67P/Churyumov–Gerasimenko and today’s landing will, with any luck, provide us with our first close-up glimpse of the chaotic surface of this dirty snowball. If you’re a sci-fi fan, then, you might consider the mission to have been worth its price tag just for the pictures. The total cost for the Rosetta mission is about €3.50 per person in Europe; based on the average cinema ticket price in the UK (€8.50), it has cost less than half of what it will cost for you to go to see Interstellar.”

    Via Scienceogram:

    Find Out How Budget Cuts Canceled NASA’s Own Comet Landing Mission:


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    i never wanted this to end


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    Life is too short to be holding on to old grudges


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