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Springfield

Standard, 11. 7. 2007, Mal Sehen (Malcolm Bunge), 3 Kommentare

Nun ist es amtlich: Das berühmteste Springfield der Welt liegt in Vermont!

Zumindest wenn man danach geht, wo am 21. Juli die Weltpremiere des neuen Simpsons-Films stattfindet.
Dann wollen wir mal schauen, wie wahrscheinlich es ist, dass es sich hier um das Original Springfield handelt:

Vermont
 

 Hauptstadt:
 Größte Stadt:
 Höchster Punkt:
 Staatsmotto:
 Gouverneur:
 

 Etwas zur Geschichte:
 

 

 
 

 

Montpelier
Burlington
1339 m
Hail to Vermont! (sic!)
Jim Douglas
 

Das Land aus dem die Irokesen, Algonkin und Abenakis kommen, wurde 1609 von einem Franzosen namens Samuel de Champlain in Besitz genommen. Die grünen Berge inspirierten den Schneckenfresser dazu in kreative Tiefen zu tümpeln und den Namen "Les Verts Monts" ("Die grünen Berge") zu vergeben. Da der durchschnittliche Amerikaner bekanntermaßen nicht willens ist andere Sprachen zu akzeptieren, als das Gebrabbel, das sie englisch nennen, wurde daraus "Vermont".
 

Springfield’s State
 

 Hauptstadt:
 Größte Stadt:
 Höchster Punkt:
 Staatsmotto:
 Gouverneur:
 

 Etwas zur Geschichte:

 

Capital City
Capital City
6144 m
Not just another state
Mary Bailey
 

Der Staat wurde von Zirkus Freaks gegründet, die der festen Meinung waren, dass genau an dieser Stelle das Neue Sodom liegt. Freudig erregt von religiösem Eifer wurde auch promt Springfield aus puritarischem Hintergrund geboren, während die gehassten Shelbyviller von zwei verheirateten Cousins (also Cousin und Cousine) aus dem Boden gestampft wurde. Und dass dieser Staat (wie Vermont, übrigens) im Norden Amerikas liegt, aber in ihrer Flagge eine konföderierte Flagge zeigt, ist dem gemeinen Springfielder übrigens ziemlich unangenehm.

Fazit:
Ääähhh. Passt schon.

Bei den Filmfreunden bloggt Malcolm über die wunderbare Welt der seichten Unterhaltung. Auf eye said it before bloggt der freundlichste Filmfreund (Nilz N Burger) über Flausch, Werbung und WTF. Wenn er gerade nicht bloggt, arbeitet Malcolm freiberuflich als Digital Creative, wo er das Internet zu einem schöneren Ort macht. Nichts zu danken.

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3 Kommentare

  • Reply DraMaticK 11. 7. 2007 at 10:28

    Aus Vermont kommt übrigens hervorragender arterienverkalkender Cheddar Cheese ;)

  • Reply mc 10 11. 7. 2007 at 23:29

    wo das echte Springfield liegt könnte man aus einem Couch Gag her erschließen, als sich das Universum in Homer wiederfindet.

  • Reply Michel 12. 7. 2007 at 11:38

    Oder man schaut sich die verschiedenen Ungereimtheiten an und entdeckt: »Springfield is more like ›Anytown, USA‹.«

    ;)

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