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I Drink Your Milkshake

Standard, 11. 3. 2008, Mal Sehen (Malcolm Bunge), 11 Kommentare

Ich habe gerade mit meiner Großmutter eine Grundsatzdiskussion gehabt, die meine Enterbung zur Folge hatte. Sie will mir einfach nicht glauben, dass ich immer Recht habe, mein Humor als Maßstab der Menschheit dienen sollte und mein Filmgeschmack nunmal unbestreitbar, grundsätzlich und überhaupt immer exzellent ist.

Aber der Hauptgrund warum ich schließlich darum bat enterbt zu werden, ist dass sie nicht über folgenden Sketch lachen konnte:


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11 Kommentare

  • Reply Injecter 11. 3. 2008 at 21:08

    Ohne die Lache im Hintergrund wäre er besser (wie so viele andere Videos mit Hintergrundlache).
    Aber war shcon geil. HMR und „I got the urge to purge“ sowieso ;)

  • Reply Mal Sehen 11. 3. 2008 at 21:36

    Gebe ich dir absolut Recht. Hintergrundlache macht keinen Spaß..

    Vielleicht hat sie ja deswegen nicht gelacht! Werde ihr noch einmal eine Chance geben mich zu beerben.

  • Reply Arno Nym 11. 3. 2008 at 21:46

    Fands schon toll als Chris is im Kommentar zu den Yuppie-Super Heroes verlinkt hat :D

  • Reply Xander81 11. 3. 2008 at 22:45

    Wie gut kann denn deine Großmutter englisch? Ich hab zwar im Groben verstanden was gesagt wurde aber der Witz ging trotzdem irgendwie an mir vorbei. Der Name des Sketches suggeriert mir aber das man gewisse Filme kennen muss um den zu verstehen…

  • Reply Mal Sehen 11. 3. 2008 at 22:52

    Meine Oma spricht unter anderem fließend Englisch, also kann es nicht an der Sprachbarriere gelegen haben, dass sie nicht gelacht hat. Das muss am chronischen Humormangel gelegen haben. Kann ich mir nicht anders erklären.

  • Reply David 12. 3. 2008 at 0:04

    Das liegt ganz einfach daran, dass dies der unlustigste Sketch ist, den man sich vorstellen kann. Falls irgendwo Humor versteckt war, haben die Lacher ihn getötet.

  • Reply JellyAmison 12. 3. 2008 at 0:25

    Also ich muss mich bei dem Sketch immer schlapplachen. Vor allem weil Bill Hader einfach genial ist als Daniel Day Lewis bzw Plainview Performance …

  • Reply Maik 12. 3. 2008 at 9:39

    Naja… ganz nice, aber auch viel versteckter und kriechender Humor. Halt kein Hau-Drauf. Eigentlich gut, wiederspricht sich aber mit den Lachern.

  • Reply fritzrotz 12. 3. 2008 at 10:41

    vermutlich hat deine oma die beiden filme nicht gesehen? denn ohne das vorwissen, ist der sketch natürlich fürn a….

    „i’ve abandoned my child, i’ve abandond my boooiii… i have … oh, there you are“ … hahaha!

  • Reply Xander81 12. 3. 2008 at 22:42

    @ 9: Dacht ich mir doch. Die Kritiken der beiden Filme hier zu lesen hilft allerdings zumindest etwas. Jetzt finde ich den Sketch zumindest in Ansätzen lustiger ;)

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