Sehr schön: Filme in einem Satz sehr zynisch zusammengefasst, hier meine Favs:
- BATMAN: Wealthy man assaults the mentally ill.
– BLADE RUNNER: Man with no apparent skill stumbles into escaped robots, fails to kill most, fucks one.
– E.T.: Out-of-control pet causes mayhem, sadness.
– FERRIS BUELLER’S DAY OFF: Amoral narcissist makes world dance for his amusement.
– GHOSTBUSTERS: Unemployed college professors destroy hotel with nuclear weapons.
– GROUNDHOG DAY: Misanthropic creep exploits space/time anomaly to stalk coworker.
– PREDATOR: American military-industrial complex ruins first contact with alien life.
– RAMBO III: The United States provides arms, equipment and training to the terrorists behind 9/11.
– SPIDER-MAN: Nerd gets bitten by spider, complains about how this ruins his life for years to come.
– STAR WARS: A NEW HOPE – Religious extremist terrorists destroy government installation, killing thousands.
– THE EXORCIST: Jesus trumps science.
– TITANIC: Crazy old widow disregards lifelong memories of husband, children, and grandchildren in favor of that one time she fucked a bum.
– WATCHMEN: Homosexual destroys New York, blames God.