Uncomfortable Movie-Plot Summaries

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Sehr schön: Filme in einem Satz sehr zynisch zusammengefasst, hier meine Favs:

- BATMAN: Wealthy man assaults the mentally ill.
– BLADE RUNNER: Man with no apparent skill stumbles into escaped robots, fails to kill most, fucks one.
– E.T.: Out-of-control pet causes mayhem, sadness.
– FERRIS BUELLER’S DAY OFF: Amoral narcissist makes world dance for his amusement.
– GHOSTBUSTERS: Unemployed college professors destroy hotel with nuclear weapons.
– GROUNDHOG DAY: Misanthropic creep exploits space/time anomaly to stalk coworker.
– PREDATOR: American military-industrial complex ruins first contact with alien life.
– RAMBO III: The United States provides arms, equipment and training to the terrorists behind 9/11.
– SPIDER-MAN: Nerd gets bitten by spider, complains about how this ruins his life for years to come.
– STAR WARS: A NEW HOPE – Religious extremist terrorists destroy government installation, killing thousands.
– THE EXORCIST: Jesus trumps science.
– TITANIC: Crazy old widow disregards lifelong memories of husband, children, and grandchildren in favor of that one time she fucked a bum.
– WATCHMEN: Homosexual destroys New York, blames God.

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  1. Bastian

    Eine echt interessante Idee. Frage mich ob das auf deutsch auch so gut und pointiet funktioniere würde.

  2. Injecter

    :D

  3. Kiran

    ” WATCHMEN: Homosexual destroys New York, blames God”

    Ha ha ha ha…stimmt :D

  4. Andreas Port

    STAR WARS: A NEW HOPE – Religious extremist terrorists destroy government installation, killing thousands.

    WATCHMEN: Homosexual destroys New York, blames God.

    Lol. Echt genial

  5. Batzman

    Lost in Translation – Spoiled white girl who never worked a day in her life, hangs around in her underpants in a Hotel in Tokyo and gets all emo about.. you know the universe being unfair to her and how those pesky little japs speaking funny all the time.

  6. Kai

    “LORD OF THE RINGS: Midget destroys stolen property. ”
    …made MY day

  7. M3cki

    Hab gerade noch einen gefunden:

    ALIEN: Ship fails to deliver cargo, crew don’t get bonus.

    genial!!!

  8. Mozzerino

    Mir ist auch einer eingefallen!

    Mrs. Doubtfire: Middle-aged man dresses up as woman in order to stalk his ex-wife.

  9. freeminder

    Am besten ist aber Matrix: Hacker found justification for mass slaughter.

  10. Bateman

    Der hier ist auch gut:

    “300: Gays kill blacks.”

    Super Post Filmfreunde!

  11. Bateman

    @Freeminder: Eigentlich:

    “THE MATRIX: Hacker is given perfect justification for mass slaughter. ”

    Aber ganz ehrlich, den versteh ich nicht. Mag mir jemand helfen?

    Auch gut:

    “V FOR VENDETTA: Dystopian government overthrown by faceless conformity.”

    Und ich mag V For Vendetta.

  12. Renington Steele

    @ Bateman: Stell Dir mal vor, die Matrix gäbe es gar nicht und das alles wäre real ;)

  13. Bateman

    Die Kommentare bei Postmodernbarney sind auch gut. Der hier trifft meine Meinung zu Aliens genau auf den Punkt:

    “Aliens: The more aliens there are, the easier they are to kill.”

    Auch gut:

    “THE DARK KNIGHT: Rich man, clown, and lawyer attack Italians, Russians, and Chinese.”

    “Pirates of the Carribean: At World’s End: Everyone betrays everybody. Everything works out in the end.”

    “SPECIES: Beautiful alien gifted to Earth to engage in free love, is killed by humans.”

    “MISSION: IMPOSSIBLE TRILOGY: Government employee loyalty screenings habitually fail.

    BOURNE TRILOGY: Government employee loyalty screenings habitually fail.”

  14. Bateman

    Wahahahaha :-)

    “THE MATRIX: Computer geek quits his job to spend more time playing a superhero in an online game.”

    “NINETEEN EIGHTY-FOUR: Authorities contain terrorist threat.”

    “OCEAN’S ELEVEN: Gang of career criminals commit act of terror to facilitate robbery and romance.

    OCEAN’S TWELVE: A slightly larger gang of career criminals commit act of terror to facilitate robbery and romance.”

  15. Bateman

    @Renington:

    Hmmmmm. Du meinst mit dem mass slaughter ist der slaughter gemeint den Neo an den Agenten verübt? Dann blick ichs :-) Danke!

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