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Uncomfortable Movie-Plot Summaries

Standard, 15. 4. 2009, Renington Steele, 16 Kommentare

Sehr schön: Filme in einem Satz sehr zynisch zusammengefasst, hier meine Favs:

– BATMAN: Wealthy man assaults the mentally ill.
– BLADE RUNNER: Man with no apparent skill stumbles into escaped robots, fails to kill most, fucks one.
– E.T.: Out-of-control pet causes mayhem, sadness.
– FERRIS BUELLER’S DAY OFF: Amoral narcissist makes world dance for his amusement.
– GHOSTBUSTERS: Unemployed college professors destroy hotel with nuclear weapons.
– GROUNDHOG DAY: Misanthropic creep exploits space/time anomaly to stalk coworker.
– PREDATOR: American military-industrial complex ruins first contact with alien life.
– RAMBO III: The United States provides arms, equipment and training to the terrorists behind 9/11.
– SPIDER-MAN: Nerd gets bitten by spider, complains about how this ruins his life for years to come.
– STAR WARS: A NEW HOPE – Religious extremist terrorists destroy government installation, killing thousands.
– THE EXORCIST: Jesus trumps science.
– TITANIC: Crazy old widow disregards lifelong memories of husband, children, and grandchildren in favor of that one time she fucked a bum.
– WATCHMEN: Homosexual destroys New York, blames God.

Uncomfortable Plot Summaries (via Cyn-C)

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16 Kommentare

  • Reply Bastian 15. 4. 2009 at 20:50

    Eine echt interessante Idee. Frage mich ob das auf deutsch auch so gut und pointiet funktioniere würde.

  • Reply Injecter 15. 4. 2009 at 23:38

    :D

  • Reply Kiran 16. 4. 2009 at 9:09

    “ WATCHMEN: Homosexual destroys New York, blames God“

    Ha ha ha ha…stimmt :D

  • Reply Andreas Port 16. 4. 2009 at 9:12

    STAR WARS: A NEW HOPE – Religious extremist terrorists destroy government installation, killing thousands.

    WATCHMEN: Homosexual destroys New York, blames God.

    Lol. Echt genial

  • Reply Batzman 16. 4. 2009 at 12:16

    Lost in Translation – Spoiled white girl who never worked a day in her life, hangs around in her underpants in a Hotel in Tokyo and gets all emo about.. you know the universe being unfair to her and how those pesky little japs speaking funny all the time.

  • Reply Kai 16. 4. 2009 at 12:44

    „LORD OF THE RINGS: Midget destroys stolen property. “
    …made MY day

  • Reply M3cki 16. 4. 2009 at 17:31

    Hab gerade noch einen gefunden:

    ALIEN: Ship fails to deliver cargo, crew don’t get bonus.

    genial!!!

  • Reply Mozzerino 16. 4. 2009 at 17:41

    Mir ist auch einer eingefallen!

    Mrs. Doubtfire: Middle-aged man dresses up as woman in order to stalk his ex-wife.

  • Reply freeminder 16. 4. 2009 at 20:18

    Am besten ist aber Matrix: Hacker found justification for mass slaughter.

  • Reply Bateman 16. 4. 2009 at 22:33

    Der hier ist auch gut:

    „300: Gays kill blacks.“

    Super Post Filmfreunde!

  • Reply Bateman 16. 4. 2009 at 22:44

    @Freeminder: Eigentlich:

    „THE MATRIX: Hacker is given perfect justification for mass slaughter. “

    Aber ganz ehrlich, den versteh ich nicht. Mag mir jemand helfen?

    Auch gut:

    „V FOR VENDETTA: Dystopian government overthrown by faceless conformity.“

    Und ich mag V For Vendetta.

  • Reply Renington Steele 16. 4. 2009 at 22:47

    @ Bateman: Stell Dir mal vor, die Matrix gäbe es gar nicht und das alles wäre real ;)

  • Reply Bateman 16. 4. 2009 at 22:51

    Die Kommentare bei Postmodernbarney sind auch gut. Der hier trifft meine Meinung zu Aliens genau auf den Punkt:

    „Aliens: The more aliens there are, the easier they are to kill.“

    Auch gut:

    „THE DARK KNIGHT: Rich man, clown, and lawyer attack Italians, Russians, and Chinese.“

    „Pirates of the Carribean: At World’s End: Everyone betrays everybody. Everything works out in the end.“

    „SPECIES: Beautiful alien gifted to Earth to engage in free love, is killed by humans.“

    „MISSION: IMPOSSIBLE TRILOGY: Government employee loyalty screenings habitually fail.

    BOURNE TRILOGY: Government employee loyalty screenings habitually fail.“

  • Reply Bateman 16. 4. 2009 at 23:00

    Wahahahaha :-)

    „THE MATRIX: Computer geek quits his job to spend more time playing a superhero in an online game.“

    „NINETEEN EIGHTY-FOUR: Authorities contain terrorist threat.“

    „OCEAN’S ELEVEN: Gang of career criminals commit act of terror to facilitate robbery and romance.

    OCEAN’S TWELVE: A slightly larger gang of career criminals commit act of terror to facilitate robbery and romance.“

  • Reply Bateman 16. 4. 2009 at 23:02

    @Renington:

    Hmmmmm. Du meinst mit dem mass slaughter ist der slaughter gemeint den Neo an den Agenten verübt? Dann blick ichs :-) Danke!

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