Uncomfortable Movie-Plot Summaries

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Sehr schön: Filme in einem Satz sehr zynisch zusammengefasst, hier meine Favs:

- BATMAN: Wealthy man assaults the mentally ill.
- BLADE RUNNER: Man with no apparent skill stumbles into escaped robots, fails to kill most, fucks one.
- E.T.: Out-of-control pet causes mayhem, sadness.
- FERRIS BUELLER’S DAY OFF: Amoral narcissist makes world dance for his amusement.
- GHOSTBUSTERS: Unemployed college professors destroy hotel with nuclear weapons.
- GROUNDHOG DAY: Misanthropic creep exploits space/time anomaly to stalk coworker.
- PREDATOR: American military-industrial complex ruins first contact with alien life.
- RAMBO III: The United States provides arms, equipment and training to the terrorists behind 9/11.
- SPIDER-MAN: Nerd gets bitten by spider, complains about how this ruins his life for years to come.
- STAR WARS: A NEW HOPE – Religious extremist terrorists destroy government installation, killing thousands.
- THE EXORCIST: Jesus trumps science.
- TITANIC: Crazy old widow disregards lifelong memories of husband, children, and grandchildren in favor of that one time she fucked a bum.
- WATCHMEN: Homosexual destroys New York, blames God.

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  • http://www.bastian-b-punkt.podspot.de Bastian

    Eine echt interessante Idee. Frage mich ob das auf deutsch auch so gut und pointiet funktioniere würde.

  • Injecter

    :D

  • Kiran

    ” WATCHMEN: Homosexual destroys New York, blames God”

    Ha ha ha ha…stimmt :D

  • http://www.splatterblog.de Andreas Port

    STAR WARS: A NEW HOPE – Religious extremist terrorists destroy government installation, killing thousands.

    WATCHMEN: Homosexual destroys New York, blames God.

    Lol. Echt genial

  • http://www.fuenf-filmfreunde.de Batzman

    Lost in Translation – Spoiled white girl who never worked a day in her life, hangs around in her underpants in a Hotel in Tokyo and gets all emo about.. you know the universe being unfair to her and how those pesky little japs speaking funny all the time.

  • Kai

    “LORD OF THE RINGS: Midget destroys stolen property. ”
    …made MY day

  • M3cki

    Hab gerade noch einen gefunden:

    ALIEN: Ship fails to deliver cargo, crew don’t get bonus.

    genial!!!

  • Mozzerino

    Mir ist auch einer eingefallen!

    Mrs. Doubtfire: Middle-aged man dresses up as woman in order to stalk his ex-wife.

  • freeminder

    Am besten ist aber Matrix: Hacker found justification for mass slaughter.

  • http://- Bateman

    Der hier ist auch gut:

    “300: Gays kill blacks.”

    Super Post Filmfreunde!

  • http://- Bateman

    @Freeminder: Eigentlich:

    “THE MATRIX: Hacker is given perfect justification for mass slaughter. ”

    Aber ganz ehrlich, den versteh ich nicht. Mag mir jemand helfen?

    Auch gut:

    “V FOR VENDETTA: Dystopian government overthrown by faceless conformity.”

    Und ich mag V For Vendetta.

  • http://www.fuenf-filmfreunde.de Renington Steele

    @ Bateman: Stell Dir mal vor, die Matrix gäbe es gar nicht und das alles wäre real ;)

  • http://- Bateman

    Die Kommentare bei Postmodernbarney sind auch gut. Der hier trifft meine Meinung zu Aliens genau auf den Punkt:

    “Aliens: The more aliens there are, the easier they are to kill.”

    Auch gut:

    “THE DARK KNIGHT: Rich man, clown, and lawyer attack Italians, Russians, and Chinese.”

    “Pirates of the Carribean: At World’s End: Everyone betrays everybody. Everything works out in the end.”

    “SPECIES: Beautiful alien gifted to Earth to engage in free love, is killed by humans.”

    “MISSION: IMPOSSIBLE TRILOGY: Government employee loyalty screenings habitually fail.

    BOURNE TRILOGY: Government employee loyalty screenings habitually fail.”

  • http://- Bateman

    Wahahahaha :-)

    “THE MATRIX: Computer geek quits his job to spend more time playing a superhero in an online game.”

    “NINETEEN EIGHTY-FOUR: Authorities contain terrorist threat.”

    “OCEAN’S ELEVEN: Gang of career criminals commit act of terror to facilitate robbery and romance.

    OCEAN’S TWELVE: A slightly larger gang of career criminals commit act of terror to facilitate robbery and romance.”

  • http://- Bateman

    @Renington:

    Hmmmmm. Du meinst mit dem mass slaughter ist der slaughter gemeint den Neo an den Agenten verübt? Dann blick ichs :-) Danke!

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