Inglorious Wizerds und Inglorious Jedis

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Chris von Chris’ invincible Superblog hat die Basterds mit Harry Potter gemasht. Und wenn ich nicht so faul wäre Zeit hätte, würde ich jetzt Photoshop anschmeißen und die Vorlage mit Star Wars in gut hinzaubern. Mit dem Text hab ich das schonmal vorbereitet…

I Need Me Eight Jedis

Now I don’t know about y’all, but I didn’t come out of Number 4 Privet Drive and jump out a fuckin’ flying X-Wing to teach the Sith lessons in charms. The dark side of the force ain’t got no charms. They’re the foot-soldiers of a jedi-hatin’ mass-murderin’ maniac and they need to be destroyed.

That’s why every sonofabitch we find wearin’ a red lightsaber, they’re gonna die. We will be cruel to the Sith and through our cruelty they will know who we are. They will find the evidence of our cruelty in the Lightsabered, Rancored and Sarlacced bodies of their brothers we leave behind us. And the Sith will not be able to help themselves from imagining the cruelty their brothers endured at our hands, at our blasters, and at the ends of our Lightsabers.

But I got a warnin’ to all would-be Sith-Hunters. You join the Jedi and you take on a debit, a debit that you owe me personally. Each and every Padawan in my house owes me one hundred Sith scalps. And I want my scalps. And all y’all will get me one hundred Sith scalps, taken from the heads of one hundred dead Sith. Or you will die tryin’

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  1. Arno Nym

    Gute Idee… allerdings hätte es originalgetreu “Daniel Radcliffe/Emma Watson/Rupert Grint is a Wizerd” heißen müssen…

    btw… hat hier schon jemand den Inglourious Plummer Trailer gepostet? Wenn ja ist mir das egal, kann man gar nicht oft genug posten :D

  2. Dominik Jungowski

    Für den Inglourious Plummers gabs einen eigenen Blogpost hier ;) Die Idee mit den Inglourious Wizerds find ich irgendwie cool

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    Putting The Cost Of The ESA’s Rosetta Mission In Perspective

    "So what do we get for our €1.4bn? Rosetta is both an astounding feat of engineering (catapulting a tonne of spacecraft across millions of kilometres of space and ending up in orbit around a comet just 4 km across) and an extraordinary opportunity for science (allowing us to examine the surface of a lump of rock and ice which dates from when the Solar System formed).

    Like a lot of blue-skies science, it’s very hard to put a value on the mission. First, there are the immediate spin-offs like engineering know-how; then, the knowledge accrued, which could inform our understanding of our cosmic origins, amongst other things; and finally, the inspirational value of this audacious feat in which we can all share, including the next generation of scientists.

    Whilst those things are hard to price precisely, in common with other blue-skies scientific projects, Rosetta is cheap. At €1.4bn, developing, building, launching and learning from the mission will cost about the same as 4.2 Airbus A380s—pretty impressive when you consider that it’s an entirely bespoke robotic spacecraft, not a production airliner. On a more everyday scale, it’s cost European citizens somewhere around twenty Euro cents per person per year since the project began in 1996.

    Rosetta has already sent us some stunning images of Comet 67P/Churyumov–Gerasimenko and today’s landing will, with any luck, provide us with our first close-up glimpse of the chaotic surface of this dirty snowball. If you’re a sci-fi fan, then, you might consider the mission to have been worth its price tag just for the pictures. The total cost for the Rosetta mission is about €3.50 per person in Europe; based on the average cinema ticket price in the UK (€8.50), it has cost less than half of what it will cost for you to go to see Interstellar.”

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    i never wanted this to end

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    Life is too short to be holding on to old grudges

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