Absurdist Babies-Reviews


Zur Kleinkinder-Doku „Babies“, dessen Trailer Nilz neulich gezeigt hatte, habe ich jetzt schon das zweite, superabsurde Review gelesen. Zunächst mal das Review von Dan Kois auf Village Voice (okay, das Review ist nur der erste Entwurf und es gibt noch ein seriöses, but still…)

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Und dann das sehr erheiternde Review von jemandem auf Kids-in-mind.org, die Filme auf Kindertauglichkeit hin rezensieren. „Babies“ erhält dort zwei von zehn Punkten für Gore & Violence und 5/10 Punkten für Sex & Nudity.

A toddler repeatedly hits an infant in the face with a biscuit until the infant begins to cry. An infant leans over to another infant and bites the child on the shoulder, causing the child to cry. A toddler hits an infant in the face and torso with a scarf until the infant begins to cry — the toddler continues to hit the baby with the scarf.

(via MeFi, Kottke)

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  1. GunGrave

    Bare female breasts are seen throughout the movie… and a baby is seen immediately after exiting the womb, with the umbilical cord still attached, covered in mucus and a small amount of blood… – ha ha ha … das liest sich mal wirklich total absurd wenn man den Kontext betrachtet. ;)

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