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The Star Wars That I Used To Know

Standard, 7. 7. 2012, Batzman (Oliver Lysiak), 4 Kommentare

Okay ich weiß: Es gibt eine Million Parodien auf den Song, aber diese ist tatsächlich mal lustig.

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4 Kommentare

  • Reply Lynsch 7. 7. 2012 at 13:56

    Sehr genial :)

  • Reply Intergalactic Ape-Man 7. 7. 2012 at 14:17

    Irgendwie macht auch das Star Wars zu einer eigenen Religion, weil es einfach allgemein und dauerhaft gültige Wahrheiten sind, an deren Grundfesten (leider) nicht zu rütteln ist (scheint). Und so eignen sie sich Mal um Mal für neue Gospels. Und ist nicht diese Passion auch passend als Wort zum Sonntag einer Zeit, in der wir nach qualitativen Upgrades streben, gleichwohl aber dieses „Star Wars that we used to know“ als Apokryphe verbannt nie im Licht der blauen Laser erleben werden? Nicht jedenfalls, bevor sich die erste Edition ausreichend verkauft hat. Und so lautet der Name des eigentlich ersten Evangeliums nun auch „Episode IV: A New Hope“. Hoffnung. In der vierten Auflage vielleicht. Sicut erat in principio, et nunc, et semper: et in saecula saeculorum. Amen.

  • Reply Aysem 7. 7. 2012 at 14:27

    Das unlustigste was ich seit langem gesehen habe. Somebody that I used to know-Parodien sind sowas von alt. Buuuuhhhhh! und nochmal BUUUUUUHHH!!!

  • Reply Mike 8. 7. 2012 at 23:57

    Liegts an mir, oder wieso hat dieser Artikel keinen Inhalt? (Video wurde vielleicht gelöscht??)

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